I’m done with chopsticks.

I will suck it up and use them at a restaurant if I absolutely have to, but be serious.

Who decided that they were the optimal utensils? Clearly they are not. If some can educate me as to why they are still around, please do so.

Put it this way, if I were going to move things around in my backyard, I would not grab a set of pool cues and go at it. I would grab a damn shovel.