mostly harmless

Is it really too much to ask for…

  • a girlfriend
  • a car
  • a working oven
  • a meaningful, interesting and challenging job
  • a house with people I like
  • some damn wool gloves
  • a steak
  • a bicycle
  • a comfortable bed
  • a chair in my room
  • Christmas 
  • a path to walk in the woods
  • a pair of winter boots
  • a living room
  • a reading light
  • higher fucking ceilings
  • drawers that actually work
  • a desk that you can actually sit at
  • more electrical outlets
  • more flannel
  • more patience

Apparently I am waiting for life to shower me with happiness and meaning.