January 2012
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Observation.
Cooking McCain’s French Fries. 15-20 minutes at 450 degrees. Turn halfway through.
Turn halfway through? How am I supposed to do that? There are probably forty fries on the pan. They’re clearly somewhere in the four hundred degree range. They stick to the damn tin foil and you need the hands of Mr. Miyagi to accomplish the mission without burning your finger. Damn it.
Midterms starts in 17 days.
Shit is about to get real serious, real quick.
My babies* are dropping like flies.
*Clarification: I do not have any literal babies. Job applications actually.
thematicphilosophy:
Title: Maniac feat. Cage...
Follow up.
Finished the assignment. Struggled under the weight of my own ineptitude. Fuck. Should have started applying myself properly much earlier in the term. Can’t believe that midterms are in only three weeks.
Needless to say, the Jolly Rancher did not really improve matters. Much.
Sweet Baby Jesus.
Found a cherry flavoured Jolly Rancher in my back pack. I honestly thought they were all gone. I’m going to use it as motivation to do my Dynamics assignment. My life is a sad story.
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December 2011
3 posts
Regrets.
Like that time I ate two entire rows of Peak Freens.
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November 2011
41 posts
Let the rampant consumerism begin.
Woot woot.
I’m considering buying a couple things today… Gotta love a good deal, right?
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I'm done with chopsticks.
I will suck it up and use them at a restaurant if I absolutely have to, but be serious.
Who decided that they were the optimal utensils? Clearly they are not. If some can educate me as to why they are still around, please do so.
Put it this way, if I were going to move things around in my backyard, I would not grab a set of pool cues and go at it. I would grab a damn shovel.
To designers of houses everywhere:
Stop putting light switches and towel racks behind doors.
If defeats the purpose if humans cannot access them. Come on.
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Damn it.
I was eating chocolate covered almonds on my bed while I was reading and one of them escaped my clutches and rolled underneath me.
Apparently it is warm beneath me, because it melted a little bit. Fuck. Still ate it though. Now I’m contemplating whether to change my bed stuff ahead of schedule. Decisions, decisions…
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Is it really too much to ask for...
a girlfriend
a car
a working oven
a meaningful, interesting and challenging job
a house with people I like
some damn wool gloves
a steak
a bicycle
a comfortable bed
a chair in my room
Christmas
a path to walk in the woods
a pair of winter boots
a living room
a reading light
higher fucking ceilings
drawers that actually work
a desk that you can actually sit at
more electrical...
sailorsbecamekings:
Getting close to my birthday. I’m going to be 20, that’s so damn old. I might as well start to retire.
Haha yup. Same as above.
Delicious Ambiguity.: Matthew Gray Gubler says his... →
loveroots:
Matthew Gray Gubler says his perfect woman: “must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. No specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. Cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the…
First of all… slow clap for you sir. I approve.
But I’m going to take a minute...
Wifi Sync is a piece of fiction.
Doesn’t work all the time. When it does, too slow. I had such high hopes.
At least I can still trust my cable to do its damn job properly.
Also I am not bitter.
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Hmm. Well then.
I just considered showering with my dishes because I don’t want to wash them.
I think I need to go outside now.
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